Friday, April 27, 2007

Molly the Spayed Astronaut

Have u ever seen a canine astronaut in real life? I blif u have heard abt the dog who followed an astronaut up to outer space.. but i will show u an example from Malaysia :

ALOHA !!!

ok i cut the crap... Actually, 2 days ago (24 April 2007), Mommy and Sis YanYan took me all the way to Setapak's Klinik Kembiri to do their evil plan, which was to get me spayed and take away my pride and right as a normal biatch..

At first, the naive me din know wat they are up to.. and i even tot they gonna bring me eat Ais Kacang cus the weather is so very hot.. i tink Mr Sun got fatter !

Halfway down the journey, i feel very funny in my tummy.. sudenly.. something came out of my mouth... I vomited ! Must be mommy la.. din feed me and give me water since the night b4... and din feed me also in the morning.. tat y i puke on mommy jeans to take revenge hiak hiak hiak !

So.. when we reach, i saw got few doggy in the big cages.. they barky at me.. asking me to ask mommy to let them out cus they been captured by the DBKL ppl... poor them... so they kept on barking, and i kept on looking at them.. pretending i din understand a single barky cus i couldnt do anything... soli pals.. cant help ya !

And then.. Mommy tied me up on 1 small pillar at the bac of the surgery theatre.... then left with Sis YanYan to the office... hmmm wonder wat they up to this time..

Sudenly, a vet came up to me and Piak ! jab me with something tat made me feel so bad and drowsy ! it was yellow liquid and i din know wat tat... i tot i was weak until gonna die... :X
I immediately fainted a little.. but strong me got up.. but fainted again!






SO ! i couldnt hear anything... but could only see blurblur Mommy and Sis YanYan ... omg wat hapen to me !

after few hrs... i finally regained conciousness.. but i felt something which veryvery very uncomfy ! somthing at my neck ! grrr y cant i move ???? BUT luckily im not in heaven yet cus i could hear mommy and sis YanYan laff at me.. they think i look farny :(

At the same time.. i felt so weak i couldnt really move. all i could do was to lie down and just lie down... i felt so helpless !~ And poor mommy had to leave me at home to prepare her project culture medium in Uni cus her stupiak useless co-supervisor ask her to stay there for 4++ hrs to explain a single stupiak thing... i miss her so... and she miss me so.. cant wait to come bac to see me.. and i cant wait to see her too..... sob sob...

after 4 stupiak hours, mommy finally bac to me ! she fed me with Pedigree Can Food which very very very tasty ! i could see mommy also lick her lips with her tongue when smell the food.. hehe soli mommy.. tat mine. not urs !

but after eating the food... dono y.. Mr tummy cant accept the food.. so, i had to vomit everything out again.. haiz... mommy so sad tat time.. she dono wat happen to me... so she called grandpa but grandpa doing business tat time so no time entertain both of us... mommy so worried.. but she go and buy yogurt for me.. and i felt better...

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until yst... i felt so excited when see mommy come bac ! Mommy so happy to see me regain all my 38 energy ! i felt so healthy too !

1 thing mommy din know was.. i was too hungry tat day after vomit, tat i ate my smelly puupuu after wanna elimiate.. and poor mommy tot i constipation! hahahahahaha !

anyway, i got this ugly stiches and bandage on my belly.. and dono y, my belly sooo itchy ... haiz.. pls..i hope the itch goes away !



16 comments:

Urban Smoothie Read said...

hi molly,

great to hear that ur back 2 ur active self...

n u really looks like an astroDog...

but ...hmm... i think ur e-collar looks kinda big 4 u..

Jane Su said...

hehe pacco.. im happy that im not suffering from depression like our other k9 frens do.. yeah astrodog.. mommy also laff abt that keke !

my collar ah.. yala that made my head looks bigger than my long body...

Prince said...

I been a astroDog when my skin infection... I hate that thing ! Molly you will get well soon. Dont worry be happy.

Jane Su said...

i hate that thing too ! makes many ppl laff at me.. grrr.... even mommy also laff at me... grrrr......

ya ! don worry... im very well now.. like to jump up jump down and mommy had to control me... mommy also say "no eye see"

Amber-Mae said...

Oh Molly, spayed already ah!? Man, those stitches don't look good... I'm scared when it's time for me to get fixed too! Agggghhh! Hope you get well before your bufday starts... Get well soon Molly dear!

Love licks,
Solid Gold Dancer

Jane Su said...

hey amber ! yealo mommy got me fixed !

don worry dear amber... u wont feel a single pain.. but u will feel wierd wierd a bit.. cus sudenly got something very irritating at ur belly... but everything will go fine and i blif with proper care from sis Melissa and auntie Helena....u will recover !

Caren Ong said...

HAha, he's cute!

Caren Ong said...

HAha, he's cute!

Caren Ong said...

HAha, he's cute!

Jane Su said...

thanks Caren ! u have a nice blog too !
oh btw, molly is a SHE ~ kekeke

e said...

oh molly, are you feeling better?

Fei

Jane Su said...

oh yes Fei... im feeling much much much better now.. haha ! thnx so muchie for the concern ! licks !

Angie Tan said...

Hi ya!!!

I alwiz thot that it was a loudspeaker instead of an astronaut helmet. It certainly got my humans' attentions...

Anyway, hope you feel better soon. ;)
- Snoopy (http://snoopygirl.wordpress.com)

Jane Su said...

hi angie.. thankc for stopping by !

hehe that certainly looks like a loud speaker isnt it? wahahaha !

*Sasha* said...

hello molly,
glad to hear that u've recovered..so hv u removed those stitches? i got freaked out during the process of removing the stitches :)
anyway, u look cool with the e-collar...

Jane Su said...

hi sasha... glad to hear from you :)

well, my stiches no need removed.. is glue one.. kaka!

oh thankc... mommy's frens actually tink the ecollar is a loud speaker lol!