Sunday, September 17, 2006

I Dont Like Mommy's Housemate !

I have a sad and shocking story to tell u guys...

Mommy stays with her housemates, and all her housemates loved me except ONE -- MAD WOMAN

Since the first day, this mad woman didnt like me, cus i barked at her, but Mommy managed to carry me away.. Well, I dont like this Mad woman cus her face got the 'sat hei'.. But as u all know, if I dont bark at a person i dont like, then Im not a normal dog.. I wonder y this mad woman hates me

Well, she liked me when i was just a month old, cus u know la, that time i was so cute, and this mad woman loves to cuddle with me.. But then, she is 3 minute heat.. when i came back to the home in my 3rd month of age after mommy fetch me from Auntie Kim, this mad woman thinks im no longer cute (But im prettier than ever, MIND YOU!)

So, mad woman told mommy im not as cute as before.. but mommy defended me by saying that ya, im not as cute, but i became more beautiful ! this is the fact ! see my photo now also i dont think anyone will say me ugly isnt it ?

see, this mad woman doesnt think properly.. maybe she doesnt have any brains at all..

same thing - I dont like her either, cus she yelled at me the first day asking me to shut my mouth up.. actually, mommy also 'yan' this mad woman so long.. so since mommy doesnt like her so much, y should i ?


A few days ago, mad woman had a big fight with her bf at home, and frankly this mad woman is a genuine pure Foochow.. u know what i mean ? genuine pure foochow people are rude people who talks like they are shouting, jsut like the uncivilised people.. and the worst thing is, they owes want to win.. MUST WIN ! so, u can expect that this mad woman is also one.. she never tolerates her bf, and quarels with her bf EVRYDAY like have nothing else better to do.. haih.. me as a doggie who doesn understand her rude language also know they are fighting.. really hitting bf like mad one, and yelling bf like mad

mind u, is gf hit and scold bf !!!! she likes to quarel, and can start the idiotic quarel even wth small small things like the drizzling rain... GILA

so, u can see y i dont like mad woman.. i choose peace.. like my mommy does..

y i bark at mad woman? 2 reasons - Im protecting mommy, and i dont like mad woman. i feel she is very threatening, at least she look like one.. y owes look so angry ???



here i wanna tell u the horrible things mad woman did to me -

1) mad woman likes to yell at me, and once, she kicked me when i was barking at her.. she tot my mommy didnt know, but soli la, mommy was in the room revising, while i was just coming out to pee-pee

2) mad woman yesterday pulled my tail, and hold a ruler in her hand, trying to hit me ! of cos i fight back, and bit her hand and feet... she got even more furius, and i managed to run back to mommy's room a.k.a. my room also.. this happened after mad woman finally broke off with her bf in her room... u know wat she did to her bf? she threw his stuff out from the window from 15 floor !!!! wah.. ganas !

i think she use me to relieve temper,.. sometimes i regret barking at her.. maybe if i din bark at her yesterday, madwoman wont hit me and pull my tail

3) few days ago, mad woman yelled at me when i bark at her... she threatened to POISON me if i bark at her again... GILA !

well, if its not mad woman's bf who told Mommy all these, Mommy will not know.. Mommy quareled with mad woman cus of this.. so protective of me.. but now she is very worried.. wat to do ? wat to do ?

i relly wonder y mad woman's bf can be with mad woman...

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

oh gosh, wat kind of stupid mad women is tat. how dare she treat molly like tat. U better bkful of ur gal k.

Jane Su said...

i will.. thanks a lot for the concern !